October 2011
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
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You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
&...
To my followers that never talk to me: →
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If I was a teacher, I would make a test where all... →
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The kids would all be like:
“What is going on here?”
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hahaha, I actually had a teacher do this with a test before. 8th grade, History, Mr. Dieckman. On one specific test, every single answer was D.
Finished 10 mile walk :D
ARGH MY LEGS, SO MUCH PAIN, AMGG
Enough complaining, though; I needed to catch up on exercise. super duper basic walking map: Donald -> Hubbard -> Donald (again)
Walked for 3 hours, got to see her for 20 seconds. Was definitely worth it.
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YOU WHORES.
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Progress on the album is slow, so I present a...
September 2011
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I like to sing: →
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While I “do my homework”: And while I shower: But I immediately stop singing when I hear someone coming into the house:
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I think it's funny that most expectation vs....
Example:
“I’m going to start exercising more”
Expectation: GIF of woman jogging Reality: GIF of guy sitting on couch eating potato chips
When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm like →
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But when I’m supposed to sleep, I’m like
Oh my gosh, this is so cute :D
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“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.”
– Robert Frost (via cheesegasm)
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I wonder why there isn't some drug that simulates...
Because I’d be all over that.
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nyeh squidward nyeh squidward nyeh squidward
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Don't mind me, I'm journaling.
I just need to write stuff somewhere. There’s no need [for you] to read it, but this lets me easily find and read through it sometime in the future, should I want to. Most of this is just my own boring life anyway.
September 19th was my birthday. I turned 19. The barrage of Facebook posts with wishes for a pleasant day are always nice, especially since otherwise no one would ever know I...
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lenins-little-potato replied to your post: Hey, just a headsup in case someone is insulted by me ever unfollowing them.
It is ok to abandon the line comrade, I will not inform Stalin of your misdeeds. ;)
Did you only comment because you knew it would make me feel bad ;-;
Hey, just a headsup in case someone is insulted by...
There’s been a couple people that I followed back when they found and followed me, but shortly after, I stopped following. This is generally because they reblog way too much content in one day for me and my dashboard to handle, especially content that is completely irrelevant to my interests.
I’m just sayin’. Had to do this twice to help keep my dashboard from overwhelming me...
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First day of College halfway complete
First class of every day (MTWR) is Japanese 101, to make my college life a little more interesting amidst filling requirements for my degree.
Who would have thought that the class would be filled with normal people :U
in 2 hours I have a public speaking class, though. >_<;;
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You know you're out of shape when the last gym you... →
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During his rule in China, Mao Zedong killed 78...
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What a dick.
When I'm stressed, I stress eat. Then I get...
IT’S AN INFINITE CYCLE THAT RENDERS MY EVERY DIET INEFFECTIVE
char* MSGrepons(String &usr_adr) { char* retMSG = “”; // the return message - we’ll store it in a char*
std::cout « “Hello” « endl; // std::cout « “I love you.” « endl; std::cout « “How are you?” « “\n\n”;
std::cin.get(retMSG, 256); ...
